Friday, December 14, 2012

How to insert any image you want into your chat box ?

What if you want to share your different pictures in the chat box to impress your friends, without getting worried about who's going to see that picture or comment it. as long as it is in your chat box. Here are a simple 5 steps to take in order to do this trick:

1 Simply login to your facebook account and open the instant messaging chat box.

2 To start sending your pictures via facebook instant messaging, go to the http://smileychatcodes.com/facebook-smiley-chat-codes/ to upload your image to this website.

Scroll down the page until you see the ‘Choose File‘ button.



4 Click the button to upload an image, and then click ‘Upload Now‘.

5 The uploading process may take few minutes.

Keep waiting untill the upload is finished.

6 When the image is successfully uploaded, numeric code will appear in the box, copy that code.


7 Finally paste the complete numeric code to your chat box, and click enter.

The result speaks for itself.

There you go, now your friends are surprised and impressed with what you did, you can always enjoy including any picture you like in your conversation by following these simple steps.

I hope that you enjoyed this fun facebook trick.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

How to create your own Facebook cover using FirstCovers

Now for people looking to create their own custom Facebook cover, using FirstCovers cover maker here will help you create your own Facebook cover in just few minutes, this website is completely free and really simple to use, it is featured with some helpful tools to display your cover in the best shape, that's why I'm recommending you to use it.

http://www.firstcovers.com/maker/flash.html

There are some helpful instructions given in this website to use this cover maker:

Instructions

1. Start by clicking "Upload Image". Then select the picture or photo you would like for your cover.
2. If needed, press "Crop Image" to cut out unnecessary space.
3. If needed, press "Resize Image" to make your picture fit the shape of the banner.
4. Add text if you want to by clicking the "text decorations" tab. Next choose your font color, style and size.
5. To move the text, click the arrows to move it left/right/up/down.
6. Click upload to add it to add your facebook coer to your facebook profile!
7. You can toggle the firstcvoers.com tag by clicking it. It will toggle from top to bottom.

I hope you find this article helpful for you.

Funny Facebook Covers

I Pretend To Be Normal

Im Perfect

I Dont Know Google It

My Status Is From A Song
My Haters

Im Limited Edition

Things To Do Today

When You Were Single

Copied And Pasted

My Best Friends

check out more funny Facebook covers at http://www.firstcovers.com

Love Facebook Covers

Your Hand Here


Love Is Something You Do

Unbreakable Relationship

Today Tomorrow And Forever

I Love You

All The Time

I Hate Love You

Never Knew


Tell You A Secret


Love Is A Strong Word

I Wanna Be The One
Until I Met You

check out more love Facebook covers at http://www.firstcovers.com

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Facebook Cool Text Art

Here's a collection of Facebook text art or ascii to copy/paste in your Facebook update status or comments, feel free to share with your friends !

Facebook Add me text art

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Facebook Like this text art
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Facebook Lovely Couple text art

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/(,”)\ ♥♥(“,)
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Facebook Happy Birthday Cake text art

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Facebook Like status text art

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Facebook Animals text art

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(,,)(,,)

.//^^\\ 
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(/_)^(_\)

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(-_- )
(<>)3
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-(,,)-(,,)-

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Facebook Big Heart text art

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Facebook Elephant text art

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Facebook Big Heart text art

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Facebook I love you text art

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╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗╚╗╔╩╦╦♫
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣♫║║║♥║║
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝░╚╩═╩═╝•
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Facebook Good morning text art

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║╔═╬═╦═╦╝║  ║║║║╠═╦╦╦═╬╬═╦═╗(¯`.•*”*•.´¯)  
║╚╗║╬║╬║╬║  ║║║║║╬║╔╣║║║║║╬║(_¸*•.„.•*¸_) 
╚══╩═╩═╩═╝  ╚╩═╩╩═╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╬╗║ ─ (_¸˄¸_)  
─  ───  ─────  ───  ── .               ╚═╝
Facebook Good Night text art

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Facebook LOL text art

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Facebook thumbs up text art

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Facebook subscribe text art
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╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩
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( , ,)( , ,).
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Facebook invite your friends text art

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Facebook cute heart text art

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Facebook Flowers text art
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Facebook Happy Weekend text art

╔╗╔╦═╦═╦═╦╦╗ ╔╦╦╦═╦═╦╦╦═╦═╦═╗
║╚╝║║║║║║║║║ ║║║║═╣═╣╔╣═╣║║║║
║╔╗║╦║╔╣╔╣╗║ ║║║║═╣═╣╚╣═╣║║║║
╚╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╝╚═╝ ╚══╩═╩═╩╩╩═╩╩╩═╝

When you ಠ_ಠ at me I want to ಥ_ಥ !

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Facebook rain text art

☂、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ
`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、`ヽ
`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ```、ヽ`ヽ、、`ヽ`、、`ヽ
LET IT RAIN OVER ME....

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Facebook Love You text art

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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Funny Facebook Status


"Dammit I`m mad" backwards is still "dammit I`m mad"

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me


Dear parents, you should be happy i`m addicted to Facebook and not drugs.


I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.


I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.


Teacher: Did you read any books in July or August? Student: I read Facebook, Does it count?


Dear Google, could you sit next to me during exams?!


I make weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose.


Awkward moment when you log on Facebook, it says 9:30pm.. you look 2 minutes later and it says 12:45am.


Why does Facebook even give me the option to `like` my own status? Of course I like my status. I`m hilarious and sexy.


Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, "why don`t you eat all the food?"


Awkward moment when someone says it`s awkward while it`s normal.


"What happens in Vegas-" ...ends up on Facebook.


Sorry, I`m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster


Dear parents, I am fully aware that money doesn`t grow on trees. That`s why I`m asking you for it.


There are more cows in India, than cars in the U.S.


Don`t smoke cigarettes there are cooler ways to die.


I always start my diet on the same day... tomorrow!


Drunk people are the only honest ones left.


When I was a kid "talk to the hand" was the best defense I had.


I`ve never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.



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